Dr Martens Boots - Distressed Leather

LADIES & GENTS, FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE 🚨✨ PLEASE! These are the holy grail of footwear — a pair of Dr Martens distressed leather patent SINCLAIR boots… so shiny, my chandeliers keep photo-bombing every picture like they’re auditioning for Strictly Come Dancing. 🪩 Size 5UK - 🇬🇧 YES! These are Sinclairs with those magnificent and coveted zips. 🥰 They’ve had less outside time than a vampire in winter. 😂😂🤣😂 They are in excellent condition and you would need Sherlock Holmes help or a job/hobby free life to find them, as they are hard to spot. 🔎🕵️‍♂️ So don’t worry about any marks, darling, they are absolutely minimal, they are even impossible to photograph. 🌟 They’re rare, discontinued, and more elusive than a unicorn at Lidl. I did see a unicorn in Lidl when I was 5 years old. I am sure I did. 😁 Which proves my point that they do come about once in a while despite their rarity. And I’m sure they will for you too, if you miss these ones. Just keep going to Lidl and when you see a unicorn you can be sure to come back here and your pair will be waiting for you. 🦄 And darling, remember, these are rare and discontinued DM boots, in immaculate condition, not a Morrocan street market. So no offers, kinkdy, please, thank you. 😁 Check my other items. 🙏 #224